As long as we're talking about Vanderbilt, let's engage in a little fantasy football. This is kind of a big deal to Vandy fans because the program hasn't been to a bowl since 1982.
Sept. 1 -- Richmond
Comment: Can't afford to lose to this I-AA program that shut out Duke at Durham last season.
Sept. 8 -- Alabama
Comment: This is a referendum on the state of both programs. Commodores almost upset the Tide in Tuscaloosa last season. Nick Saban will be looking to make a statement.
Sept. 15 -- Mississippi
Comment: Since 1999, Vandy has won twice. Only one of Ole Miss' victories in that span has come by more than seven points.
Sept. 29 -- Eastern Michigan
Comment: A layup, even for Vanderbilt.
Oct. 6 -- at Auburn
Comment: The teams haven't met since 2003. The series is tied 19-19-1 only because Auburn has won the last 12. Vandy last won this game in 1955.
Oct. 13 -- Georgia
Comment: Dawgs were embarrassed at home last year. Looking for revenge in Nashville.
Oct. 20 -- at South Carolina
Comment: For some reason, the Gamecocks dominated this series, winning the last seven meetings by an average of 16½ points.
Oct. 27 -- Miami (Ohio)
Comment: RedHawks usually play "up" well with four victories against BCS schools since 2002.
Nov. 3 -- at Florida
Comment: Could be a shootout with the Gators losing nine defensive starters.
Nov. 10 -- Kentucky
Comment: SEC's best quarterback, Andre Woodson, comes to Nashville.
Nov. 17 -- at Tennessee
Comment: A rivalry that usually isn't. Vandy's 2005 win broke a 22-game losing streak to the Vols.
Nov. 24 -- Wake Forest
Comment: In this battle of the think tanks, Commodores have won the last four.
Bottom line: With 17 starters returning for Vandy, it's easy to find the six victories needed here for a bowl game. Well, not easy. It has been 25 years since a bowl game. The swing games are Ole Miss, Miami (Ohio), Kentucky and Wake Forest. Win those and Vandy can get to six by beating Richmond and Eastern Michigan. In the powerful SEC, that should get the Commodores a bowl.
The Big Ten-SEC rivalry continues: You probably missed this nugget from Phil Fulmer during the SEC meetings last month.
Considering a playoff, Fulmer told the Memphis Commercial-Appeal:
"There's a lot of physical pressure and attrition by the end of a long season. Who's playing for you and who's not? If you lose two great players near the end of the year, are you one of the best teams at that moment?
"The regular-season conference schedules we play in the SEC are very difficult. Maybe some of the other conferences have teams like Michigan that play just two or three tough conference games a year."
• Your serve, Jim Delany. If you'll recall, the nouveau rivalry started Jan. 8, the night Florida waxed No. 1 Ohio State.
There's little question for some that the NCAA has been more liberal in awarding hardship waivers for an extra year of eligibility. NCAA president Myles Brand's platform has been about helping the athlete.
"I can't say that definitely," said one major-college compliance director. "They still do a lot of due diligence. They're not hardcore like needing a third cardiologist (for a medical hardship waiver)."
That same compliance director said it gets more than uncomfortable when an athlete implores him to help get an extra year of eligibility.
"Sometimes you fear for your life," the compliance director said. "I've been out the back door ... Sometimes you feel like you're taking away a dream of a lifetime."
• An interesting leftover from Tuesday's Joe McKnight story ...
McKnight got himself and USC in a bit of trouble in February when he said he listened to a phone conversation between Reggie Bush and Pete Carroll. If it happened, the act could be interpreted as improper contact by USC during the recruiting process.
McKnight's high school coach, John Curtis, said the NCAA already had interviewed him.
"We had a nice visit with the NCAA," Curtis said.
McKnight reiterated to SportsLine.com that the contact with Bush and Carroll never happened. Carroll has denied it also.
"I really can't be angry," McKnight said. "I misspoke. I tried to correct it on a radio interview. It just got out of hand."
• This fifth year of eligibility thing has been floating around for so long it's become like a re-run of Friends. You know what's going to happen. In this case, it's going to be shot down.
The subject of an extra year of eligibility is an annual topic at coaches' meetings. Of course, coaches support an extra year of eligibility. It allows them flexibility on their rosters. If any of their trained seals would actually find his way to a degree with an extra year, all the better.
But how about some flexibility for players? Give the coaches their fifth year but guarantee the scholarship for the first three years. One of the great inequities in sports is that scholarships are renewable year to year.
• Another reason why this space loves Fresno State's Pat Hill. "Media coaches" were allowed to go through full day of spring practice with the team. Everything from meetings to film sessions to practice.
The media coaches were allowed to call all the defensive and offensive players for the final series of the spring scrimmage.
Sort of a bring-your-hack-to-work day. It's also the kind of outreach we'd like to see from more coaches whose salaries and attitudes have separated them from the little people.
And as we know, the media represents the little people.
One last piece of Vandy trivia ... Number of coaches since the program last went to a bowl -- five Number of Miami national championships since Vandy last went to a bowl -- five. ...
Pray for Kelsey Smith. As I write this, they've just arrested a guy who is suspected of murdering the Overland Park, Kan., teenager Saturday night.
The case made national news. Those of us with teenage daughters are a little bit more wary and protective these days.