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Reputation:93
Level:All-Star
Since:Sep 6, 2006

March 18, 2008 6:15 pm
This has to be one of the most ridiculous things i have ever heard.  He cant be serious can he? Does anyone else have an opinion on the stupidist post ever made on this website.  Everyone is just taking a joke too far.

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Reputation:88
Level:All-Star
Since:Mar 18, 2008

March 18, 2008 6:28 pm
diecardfan:

One word: GULLIBLE!

If you notice at the bottom the article, you will read that it says that it is a satire. 

Not to say that Tiger can't beat everyone with his eyes shut though. 

I think that this is something similar to The Onion. 

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Reputation:72
Level:Pro
Since:Jan 24, 2008

March 18, 2008 7:26 pm

This story is Hilarious!


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Reputation:59
Level:Pro
Since:Feb 25, 2008

March 18, 2008 8:21 pm
This is Spin, can you ever take them seriously???

Of course Tiger was joking!

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Level:Amateur
Since:Mar 19, 2008

March 19, 2008 12:39 am
I think making jokes off the course is one very good way to relax. Shows that he is human and a master of quick response!

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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Feb 7, 2008

March 19, 2008 1:04 am
don't you realize diecardfan?  "Spin on Sports" is a section of sportsline.com that is a joke.  maybe you do realize, as you said taking the joke too far was not acceptable.  but if it's a joke, then why does it matter?

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Reputation:69
Level:Pro
Since:Feb 6, 2008

March 19, 2008 5:02 am
Try reading the article next time, before you complain. Way to make an arse of yourself.

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Level:Amateur
Since:Mar 17, 2008

March 19, 2008 8:53 am

I think rather than playing blindfolded, tiger should just play one-armed.  Doesn't matter if it's right or left.  Choose one and tie the other behind your back. 

And when putting, he should be forced to use a belly putter, even though he doesn't have a belly.


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Reputation:83
Level:All-Star
Since:Jan 23, 2007

March 19, 2008 12:39 pm
They could also make him pop two viagra before each round and make him play with a massive sidewinder in his pants the whole round. That would be distracting for sure. LOL!

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Reputation:83
Level:All-Star
Since:Dec 1, 2006

March 19, 2008 1:29 pm
wow. great job recognizing a joke. Tiger never said any of that, neither did Nicklaus. It's called a "Spin on Sports".

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Reputation:87
Level:All-Star
Since:Nov 22, 2006

March 19, 2008 1:39 pm
RTFA, my friend.  Unless Tiger is really from Krypton and can see through his eyelids...well who knows.  Even the quotes are made up.  Thanks for providing us with something else to laugh at.

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Reputation:97
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 28, 2006

March 19, 2008 1:58 pm
Im pretty sure Tiger was being sarcastic...I thought it was hysterical...a nice satire, if you will. Woods is the best golfer in the world and he knows it...the man is in a zone right now and only he can stop himself.

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Reputation:72
Level:Pro
Since:Jan 24, 2008

March 19, 2008 3:36 pm

OK, Raise your hand if you think Tiger actually said any of those things.

Now, anyone with your hand raised, look in the mirror to see the stupidest person alive.


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Reputation:82
Level:All-Star
Since:Dec 10, 2007

March 19, 2008 4:34 pm
You, my friend, must be either a hockey fan or a complete idiot.  Woods never said any of this.  And one correction, your post was the stupidest post ever......on ANY website.  It's called satire!!

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Reputation:75
Level:Pro
Since:Sep 11, 2007

March 24, 2008 8:24 am
Every time Tiger gets hot all the media idiots come rushing in and talking about how he'll never lose again.  Please people, this is golf.  There's been decades of history proving that this just doesn't happen!!!!

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Reputation:86
Level:All-Star
Since:Mar 22, 2008

March 25, 2008 6:55 pm
I personally liked this article, its a nice break from all the no-nonsense dry wit you get from a lot of sportswriters today. Sometimes i think we need to learn to laugh not only at what is around us but also at ourselves. This is sports people! As in, a game. Its supposed to be fun so why not have a little fun with it. Woods is a ridiculously talented golfer and so are the other golfers on the tour, nobody is questioning their skills. The writers of this article just felt like being silly. I cant blame them for that.