Canadians our neighbors and enemies

stlrsnrdsoxfan- If ur so proud of your Bush run (holding in laughter) America than man up and join the rest of the troops in Iraq fighting for ignorant pricks like yourself so you can use your freedom to bash a country that's helping defend your ass over there. I hope a bullet strays and hits you in the head. Your not funny and those who think you are aren't very intelligent themselves. Get a life or pick up gun and defend your ever so great USA. 

Canada, writ large:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acO5l3avz9g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRjurRdep_Q

Ontario Sucks.

The United States gave us Paris Hilton, and Linday Lohan.  Two no talent broads whose only claim to fame is.....

er...  actually I can't think of any claim to fame.

That was hilarious, though I don't really like Ren & Stimpy all that much.
But you can't beat the zings against Canada in The Simpsons. Those are hilarious. See? I do have a sense of humo(u)r. Interestingly enough, Homer was modelled after Groening's father, who is Canadian. Could explain why Canada is referenced in so many shows.

Marge: It took the kids 20 minutes to locate Canada on the map.
Homer: Who couldn't miss Canada, all tucked way down there.

LOL