HELP WANTED

Due to unforessen circumstances we are now accepting applications for men (women will also be considered) for various positions at Doak Campbell Stadium to move pigskin up and down field and in some cases (very rare) to prevent others from moving pigskin. Benefits include a new grandfather, freuqent sermons and the privilege of playing the Florida Gators. All applicants welcome. No education necessary. Criminal backgrounds overlooked. Apply by end of summer and receive a $500 sign up bonus.

A quote from ESPN

" Florida safety Jamar Hornsby turned himself in Friday for allegedly using the credit card of a woman killed six months ago in an accident that also killed a teammate, The Gainesville Sun reported."

Gotta love all the GAYtor fans running their mouth because a Semionle was declared ineligible, then this comes out about your a** packing program, LOL!!

Is that it ?? C'mon - a clever post deserves at least a minimal effort in return. Smackless.