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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Since:Jan 24, 2007
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Yup, Wisconsin has the best of everything, including the following:
(1) The best at storying dead bodies on toilets
(2) The most lunatic bible thumpers.
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From the Wisconsin State Journal:
AP: Body of woman, 90, found in inhabited home
UPDATE: Two charged after deputy finds dead woman
By CHRIS RICKERT
crickert@madison.com
Two people have been arrested after a Juneau County Sheriff's deputy found one of them and her two children living in a home with the body of a 90-year-old woman decomposing on the bathroom toilet.
Tammy D. Lewis, 35, and Alan A. Bushey, 57, both of Necedah are each charged with two felony counts of causing mental harm to a child, according to a criminal complaint filed Friday. Lewis also faces one count of obstructing police.
The two, who are also known as Sister Mary Bernadett and Bishop John Peter Bushey, along with the dead woman, Magdeline Alvina Middlesworth, were all part of a small Bible-based church led by Bushey, Juneau County Sheriff's Brent Oleson said.
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He said investigators are trying to determine if they were defrauding Middlesworth and that future charges against the two are "a very real possibility." He said there is evidence that the woman was providing financial support to the church and to Lewis and her family.
Lewis and Middlesworth were not related, he said, but had been living together with Lewis' 15-year-old daughter and 12-year-old son about three and a half years.
Oleson declined to call the church a cult but said "I guess in my mind I don't know of any faith that sanctioned his teachings."
Bushey had been living in the area about 11 years, Oleson said, did not have outside employment, and had built a chapel on the back of his home, which is located about half-mile away from where Middlesworth and Lewis were found. He said Bushey's church had few members; only eight were at a mass about two months ago.
He said Bushey's church was not affiliated with the Queen of the Holy Rosary Mediatrix of Peace Shrine, which is less than a mile away from Middlesworth's home.
According to the criminal complaint:
The sheriff's office was asked on Wednesday to check on Middlesworth's welfare by the woman's sister, Bernice Metz, because Metz had not heard from her in "some time."
When a deputy arrived at the home, Lewis initially claimed Middlesworth was on vacation, but after her body was discovered told the deputy that she had been dead for about two months.
Lewis said she had been helping Middlesworth put on an undergarment when she passed out in her arms and she had left her propped on the toilet after Bushey, whom she referred to as her "superior," said to leave her on the toilet and pray.
Lewis told the deputy that "God told her Alvina would come back to life is she prayed hard enough." Bushey told the deputy that "Lewis was obedient and served the Lord just as she should."
The 12-year-old boy later told investigators that after Middlesworth died, Bushey told him her appearance "was the result of demons attempting to make it appear that Alvina would not come back to life. The boy also reportedly said that Bushey told him that if Middlesworth's death was discovered, he and his sister would have to go to public school and get jobs because the woman, whom the boy referred to as his "grandmother," was paying the bills.
The girl made similar statements to investigators, the complaint says.
Both children are in protective custody, Oleson said, and physically healthy. In court appearance Friday, Lewis and Bushey were ordered to have no contact with the children or each other and their bonds were set at $50,000 each.
The complaint states that incense was used to cut down on the stench in the home and that Lewis said she and her children were using a bucket in a closet as a bathroom.
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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O.k., I can't be sure of #2. There are some crazy people out there, including that homophobic nutjob down south (the "Reverend" who goes around picketing all things gay). But we got #1 locked and at least a reasonable claim to #2.
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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*The best at STORING dead bodies on the toilet. Although, storying them sounds about right for these crazies.
"Mommy, why is that lady's face melting off?"
"Satan don't like it when you think nasty sex thoughts about her, Johnny."
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Anyone who's ever walked from the bottom of Bascom Hill to the start of State Street can tell you that Wisconsin definitely has the best lunatic Bible thumpers. Especially if they did it sometime between April and October. The crazies apparently think that being gay or Muslim isn't a big enough problem to yell about when it gets cold out.
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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The crazies apparently think that being gay or Muslim isn't a big enough problem to yell about when it gets cold out. Then they are not proper Bible thumpers. If one is to properly thump a Bible, the thumping, in and of itself, should generate enough warmth to keep the thumper warm. What you are describing are Bible Thumping Posers. Sad really.
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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The two, who are also known as Sister Mary Bernadett and Bishop John Peter Bushey, along with the dead woman, Magdeline Alvina Middlesworth, were all part of a small Bible-based church led by Bushey,Two things:
1) I love how they put in "...along with the dead woman" almost as an afterthought
2) I didn't realize you could just start calling yourself "Bishop". I decree - from this day forward, that I am Bishop Big Ears (or simply, "The Bishop"). The Ears themselves resemble two papal tiara (without the encrusted jewelry)
I am writing this in stone - so it is written - so it shall be done.
-BBE
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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I didn't realize you could just start calling yourself "Bishop". I decree - from this day forward, that I am Bishop Big Ears (or simply, "The Bishop"). The Ears themselves resemble two papal tiara (without the encrusted jewelry)
I have a feeling that your church will have even fewer members than this crazy church in Wisconsin.
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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I have a feeling that your church will have even fewer members than this crazy church in Wisconsin.Blasphemer!
Your heretical diatribes against Loganism (the one true "religion") will only incite the faithful to action.
Keep the Faith and Hallelujah to ya
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Shouldn't you be stoned for using your own name?
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Your heretical diatribes against Loganism (the one true "religion") will only incite the faithful to action.
I think we will have to have a talk about who is a heretic here - now that the goddess has arrived.....
Badger - you as high priest - should have converted these fellows to my religion by now - I don't want stoning - I just want to be worshipped - is that so much to ask for?
And you can say my name - in fact you are required to say it fourhundred times every day - while you are worshipping me - and kissing the earth where my foot has touched it before you
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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As far as the dead woman on the toilet - was that in Stick's house?
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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in fact you are required to say it fourhundred times every day - while you are worshipping me - and kissing the earth where my foot has touched it before youLoganism provides free beer to the flock and a sanctuary from nagging and responsibilities
There is also a cute au pair that lives next door to the Temple Ears.
But everyone has a choice...
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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Loganism provides free beer to the flock and a sanctuary from nagging and responsibilities
Except for the fact that if you mention his name, you'll get stoned to death (some might like that.... an easy way to pass I guess)
There is also a cute au pair that lives next door to the Temple Ears.
And how would an au pair even compare to the presence of the goddess?
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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There is also a cute au pair that lives next door to the Temple Ears.
What's her sexual orientation?
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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What's her sexual orientation?
Why do you care? If she is a lesbian, she'll ignore you anyway. And comes to worship the goddess
The goddess loves everyone - even those who like lesbians
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Wisconsin has the best lunatic bible thumpers
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