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Being that Late Night Underground has grown exponentially the past 3 months, it is now time for a LNU dedicated thread.
LNU Origin: The origins of Late Night Underground are a closely guarded secret. Many believe LNU was founded during a spooky telepathic evening on NESG, when many were sent to the mysterious CBS "error 100" cornfield simultaneously. No one knows for certain what really happened except those who didn't come back. The Late Night Underground name is taken from a comment a disgruntled loser in the CBS Member Mayhem Tournament made after so many late night votes came in for his "LNU endorsed" opponent.
LNU Mission: Wreak havoic and hilarity. Provide information for upcoming LNU events, such as the long awaited, highly anticipated "Late Night Underground Show" blog. We also provide valuable psychatric and other help for CBS posters on "Whats yer problem?" night for example. (see "format" below) LNU darkly and proudly serves the "community" by settling fueds, disputes and CBS elections since 2007.
LNU Format: Open. Mostly spontaneous with hidden meanings. On occasion, we will have a topic such as "Whats yer problem?" for the evening. This is a oppurtunity to recieve help from our LNU panel of experts. Many have and are now the envy of their idiot friends. You may suggest a topic for LNU consideration or ask LNU to settle a dispute at any time. Even during the day. We'll get right back to you. Or not. LNU reserves the right to refuse this service to anyone without any reason given for refusal. All LNU decisions are final. As always, our darkly cheerful money back guarentee applies. Offer good in all 49 states and parts of Louisiana.
LNU Goal: Today CBS - tomorrow the world.
LNU is now in the final phase of open membership. Soon, a very dark new day will dawn. All who are not LNU will then be assimilated.
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