Hmmm...Bold statement???...Hmmm...I'd say that the Mets finally find a prospect that works out and they actually qualify to have a World Series parade in November, but have to cancel because they spent all of their money putting together all of the World Series parades that they have in February.
After coming out of the Closet Derik Jeter and Alex Rodriguez gets the lead role in QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY.I was thinking "Brokeback Yankees" and the sequel "My Bronx Buddox Is Burning"
Deion signs up for McCombe's 'Message Board Stalking' class...graduates with honors....has Rsoxrules liver in a tupperware container in his kitchen by the end of the all-star break....stirs drinks with her ulna