LeBron's Top Ten Abilities agree/disagree?

2. He's tall.

3. He can chew gum and shoot free throws at the same time.

4. After picking up his dribble he can make four steps look like only three.

5. He has an extreme sense of self entitlement (which is two-fold because it trickles down to his weak act teammates).

6. He's content with a finals appearance and doesn't expect to have to win a finals game to be the "King".

7. He's the best player in the league, after Kobe, T-Mac, Nash, Duncan, Chris Paul and Dwyane Wade and Kevin Durrant.

8. He wears Michaels number.

9. Soulja Boy goes to his games.

10. He will make key adjustments to his game while watching Celtics-Wizards series.

This might be the dumbest post I've ever seen.

Wait a minute.  Is this DeShawn Stevenson posting?

Stop hating dude, it makes you look like a moron.

You could also add that he can chew his fingernails til he out and then he can still chew them some more

But seriously im not hatin on bron bron I just dont wanna see him beat the wiz for the 3rd year in a row.

Statistics About LeBron Most People Don't Know:

0.0 Offensive FECAL (Fouls Ever Called Against LeBron)

1.0 mm AFL (Average Fingernail Length)

2.0 NESIO (Nuts Every Sportscaster Is On)

3.0 SPD (Steps Per Drive)

4.0 Finals HMR (Heimlich Maneuvers Received)

5.0 GSPG (Gum Swallowed Per Game {might help explain the choking])

6.0 CFTM-P6FT (Clutch Free Throws Missed Per 6 Free Throws)

7.0 MPH-PPPA (Media Persons Hospitalized Per Pre-tip Powder Attack)

8.0 UMJC-PD (Unwarranted Michael Jordan Comparisons Per Day)

9.0 RC-PM (Referee Complaints Per Minute)

10.0 LAKKIFPSNPFLSTPAKCGBBTF150 (Little Asian Kids Killed In Factories Per Shoe Nike Produces For LeBron So That Poor American Kids Can Go Broke Buying Them For $150)

lmao

Terps i must respectfully disagree with you on your assessment of James...

No LeBron doesnt have ne championships yet but I blame that on supporting cast...I mean Shaq won 4 with Kobe (3) and DWade(1), LeBron has never had any talent like that to go with his skills...MJ had scottie and rodman to win his 6, fact of the matter is you cant win it alone, LBJ learned that last year as tho his talent was enuf by itself to win the east, he alone could not dismantle the dynasty of the Spurs

No LeBron doesnt have any MVP's yet...IMO he deserves it this year, but CP is giving him a run for his money with his regular season play and his playoff play thus far...unfortunaley, the MVP has never gone to a player on a team with less than 50 wins, so the likelihood of LeBron getting it are slim (which is totally unfair bc you penalize a guy for not having a better supporting cast, take LBJ off the cavs and we struggle to win 20 games)

The reason he is called King James by the fans first and now by teammates and himself is bc the city has deemed him so, he is the King of Cleveland and in our opinion (meaning cavs fans and all other analysts and players who call him King James, which you would be suprised at how many analysts and players call him that) the best player in the NBA...he is King James bc he takes his game to a level that no other players can and is the BEST in the nba...

The last thing you said about having another allstar on the cavs to go with LeBron, i totally disagree...LeBron is one of the most unselfish players in the NBA (7.2 ass/game) and all he wants to do, as he says a million times an interview, is win a championship...he is the biggest team player and would love to have talent to help the cavs win a title...

LeBron would not clash with another star on the cavs, he would win a title, plain and simple...like he said in an interview b4 the trading deadline about the possibility of the cavs getting Kidd, LeBron said if the cavs got Kidd we would win a championship hands down

This game tn was another example of LeBron's unselfishness in passing the ball to a teammate with the game on the line...DWest was the hero, not LeBron, he trusts his teammates and gives them a chance to score...he was criticized in the playoffs last year for passing the ball when the game was on the line and he should be the one shooting the ball (gave it to DMarshall game 1 against Detroit, DMarshall missed 3 to win it; then he gave it to Varejao game 2, he blew it, cavs lost game 2--> then reeled off 4 straight)

The Wizards situation is sad, it really is...prior to the trash talk I liked the Wizards, I had respect for them, but after this...and Arenas will surely bolt town after the Wizards lose Wed...Jamison and Butler are good, class act players, I still have respect for them, everybody else should go, Washington should build around thsoe two guys and bring in some good guys this offseason

Fourth Ring & Benny....I think whining and grimmacing have to be in the top-10.

haha this thread is pathetic..
here are the real top 10...

1. Best Dunker in the NBA

2. Best player in the NBA.. tied with Kobe

3. Owns the Wizards and Pistons

4. makes Stevenson... <---- who's that?? ... look like an idiot

5. has enough unreal plays in a year to make a sprots center top 30 by himself

6. 3rd best passer in the league behing nash and Paul

7. Best Driver (and never travels) in NBA History

8. and Soulja boy doesnt go to him games... Jay Z does..

9. Michael wore his number .. haha jk .. he wears that number because mike is his idol

10. Finally... when its all said and done KING JAMES will be replace Jordan as the face of the NBA