Some team should offer him 1$ to play for them.. then they couldn't claim collusion. Plus it's about what he'd be worth to a team... Wait, make that a Canadian dollar.. Hey, now that I think about it, none of the businesses around here take Canadian dollars.. maybe they are in collusion against Canada.. or maybe Canadian dollars are just worthless here.. and that brings be back to Bonds..
Yeah, this post could have made a decent little joke - except for brining up the fact that the US Dollar and Canadian Dollar are now equal. How does someone not know that. The US economy sucks right now, almost as much as it sucks be be Barry Bonds! Zing!
Barry Bonds is going to end up in the slammer just like Mike Vick, and soon to be Roger Clemens. I would be surprised if anyone even gave him a thought. Barrys old and an A$$, he never was or will (even in college) be a team player. I am happy that baseball can get back on track, and not about track marks. And we should give him one swift kick in his enormious dome for all his Homeruns, Cheater McCheatstein.
Uhhh.. my point was that Canadian dollars were worthless around here, not worthless overall, and the peso wouldn't have worked because it's not called a dollar, and there are no teams in Mexico to offer him a contract in dollars or pesos, but there are teams in Canada. And just fyi, as of this post, the US Dollar is worth 1.0018 Canadian. GO USA!!!