The Big Ten, ACC, Big 12, SEC, Pac 10, Big East (EXEPT SYRACUSE) and all the mid-majors all suck. And every fan of every team in all those conferences suck and every player sucks too. So basically If you a fan of or a player in college football YOU SUCK. Unless your a fan of SYRACUSE then you're ok.
Breaking news from Athens: Georgia Tech sucks some more.
They lose 18-6 and are sent home, where they'll probably suck some more. Also on the suck list:
North Carolina St.
Hilary Clinton
Obama
McCain (Although slightly less than the previous two)
Government in general
Jesse Jackson
Al Sharpton
Florida, and anything from there.
New York, and anything from there.
The "Neutral" site of Jacksonville
The Goalie that let Pitt score only to prolong the already long Hockey season...
Boston Celtics
Lakers
Vacuums
Vacuum cleaners
Cafeteria food
Running out of toilet paper
Jihad
the 7-10 split
Sentences that end in a preposition
Refolding a map
When you hit your funny bone
Mondays
When fast food joints screw up your order
"Vote for (whomever)" signs left up from the last election
Vampires
Satan
Stan
People with 13 items in the "10 items or less" line
Warm toilet seats
"Explosive" Diarrhea
When your Girl Scout Cookies run out
Barney the dinosaur
Fruitcake
When Animals Attack!
Almost sneezing
suckers
Welfare cheats
Long-distance relationships
the Apocalypse
Gravity
Second Law of thermal dynamics
Boyle's Law
the Abominable Snowmonster
Fat guys in Speedos
People who dis' the Suck List
Bubba the Love Sponge
When dogs sniff your crotch
No more Far Side cartoons
Frivilous lawsuits
Last place sports teams
Things made only for right handed people
Televangelists
Long lists
The Fact that the "Things That Suck" list is a lot longer than the "Things That Don't Suck" list.....