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Clay says:
"I've already received lots of emails from Gator fans asking if this is my revenge on them for last year's 59-20 thrashing of my Vols in Gainesville, a 12:30 kickoff on Aug. 30. I never thought I'd say it, but good luck to Gators fans.
Nevertheless I'd be lying if some part of me didn't think Raycom believes HD means physically at the Home Depot. I'm halfway expecting to turn on Hawaii at Florida and see Dave Rowe wearing an orange apron sitting underneath a covered swing-set saying, "Boy, have we got a great game to start off the 2008 season for you. Live at HD." Guffaws and chortles will ensue before we cut back to the broadcast to see sideline reporter Dave Baker sticking his head inside Albert the Alligator's mouth to better report on how hot it is for the mascot on an August game day on the surface of Hell."
This has got to be the funniest 2 paragraphs you have had in a while. Wow! Still laughing....
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