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Joes on his way home from work when he hits a pedestrian....he picks up the pedestrian and rushes him to the hospital. ALong the way there are traffic lights...he approaches the first as it turns red, he blows through it and the pedestrian says "whoa..you just blew through that red light" Joe says, don't worry my brother drives like this....Joe approaches yet a second light and continues through it to which the pedestrian, now upset says...."whoa man, that's the second one you blew through...i'd like to live on the way....Joe says, "don't worry, my brother drives like this....Joe approaches a third light and accelerates through it...the pedestrian is frantic "WHOA MAN!!! You did it again!!! I don't want to die on the way to be helped" to which Joe replies again..."don't worry, my brother drives like this!" As they approach yet another red light, this one changes to green and Joe SLAMS on his brakes....the pedestrian clearly dumbfounded says, I don't get it!! That light was green and you blew through all the other red lights...WHY did you stop?!" Joe replies...."Well, my brother might be coming the other way!!"
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