This entire process is open to abuse because the PGA is testing itself (see government, CIA/NSA, military and police internal investigations for relevant similarities). What are they going to do if it's one of their top ten players? What if VJ's extraordinary fitness isn't completely due to all the hours spent in the gymn? My guess is you won't ever hear about it. On the flip side, should the PGA ever feel the need to show that its drug testing program has teeth, and want to give it an air of legitimacy, look for them to expose one sacrificial, lower-rung, relatively unknown player. I actually expect this to happen, because if they don't tag anybody, the suspicion will linger that they're hiding positive results (a misnomer from the PGA's perspective). But if they expose just one player, the pressure is off them and it will appear that correct procedures are being followed, and everything is on the up'n'up, there's zero tolerance, <insert favorite buzz phrase here> .
And Elling, you have in just one article used up your entire allotment of double entendres, puns, similes, and metaphors for the entire year, and henceforth will need to write articles that don't require a degree in English Lit. to understand.
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