Best Names for the OKC team

What should the new name be for the Oklahoma City team?

Oklahoma Panhandlers?  No team colors everybody wears what ever they want team sponsored by Goodwill.

Oklahoma Bandits? Black and Grey best for sneaking out of town.

Oklahoma Plains? Green and Beige just like the land surrounding the stadium.

Any others?

Oklahoma Elephants? Grey, Green and Yellow as in where the corn is as high as an elephants eye.

Rodgers and Hammerstein bump.

How about OKC Rednecks (there's a lot of sun out there....what can I say)

OKC Wifebeaters (the shirts)

OKC Corn Huskers

OKC Yee-Haws

OKC Tarnation (God, I love the word tarnation)

I'd love the Yee-Haw's.  Can you imagine Kevin Durant and his Yee-Haw's?

The Yee-Haws beat the Lakers by 10 on the strength of Durant's 38 pts yesterday.

The Yee-Haws in a surprising move, won the NBA Finals....

Tarnation is a fantastic word - I also love me some "suffering suckatash."

Seriously, I think that they will go with some non-alcoholic either semi-patriotic or animal name.

Oklahoma City Tumbleweeds

Here is the team logo:

http://www.pierce.ctc.edu/bbenedet/
fall04/Documents/tumbleweed/tumblew
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