Boone has come a long way

I have been summoned by my sister. You are just wrong. Do they even know what internet is up there in the Whee, or are they communicating via two campbell's soup can's and a piece of string. Sis and I drove through the Whee right after New Year's the stench was so bad, we had to hold our breath until we got to the other side. Must be from all the outhouses and lack of indoor plumbing?

Can you please explain to us Mountaineer fans exactly what the expression "Get In the Whee" is supposed to mean. We really do not need Catamount fans Whee Wheeing all over the boards and the state and the nation, it is rather scary.

You know, I heard they were going to replace the grass at Memorial Stadium with artificial turf to keep the homecoming queen and the cheerleaders from grazing!   Besides, in Boone we don't have to paint tracks on the streets so students can find the campus. 

Seriously, congrats on a great run in the ACC Basketball Tournament.  I wish you guys a lot of success in the NCAA Tournament as well.  Go and do the ACC proud!!