Fatty McBigmouth wants to come back

Didn't see it.

He throws Torre under the bus in the article. Typical.

Never have forgiven him for game 5 of the 2003 World Series. If that fat bastard kept himself in some semblance of shape, I think the results would have been very, very different.

I'm a huge fan of Wells and if Igawa sucks then why not try him out. I know it would take some time for him to get into true pitching shape, but it wouldn't hurt seeing what he has left in that slimmer tank. No harm done and if anything you would attract some people to see some minor league games.

I am pretty sure an 11th grade remedial reading class could make Dubya look uncomfortable.

Any see Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay?  They spark up with Dubya and it is pretty freaking funny.